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How strong are you, Purveyor Jenkins?, Jenkins shrugged. Or we can just call it the Brrrt class vessel, Holy shit i only just found the original prey, and LOVE IT. Pretty sure Ill be leaving this station before long, too.. HFY, Humanity Fuck Yeah, good thread, OC, writefaggotry, Drake MacDougal, 2012-10-26: 22 : January 2013: 22759329: Clarke's Third Law /tg/ talks about science and gawks at each other's cool shit. This is the only thing Ive seen over the course of this series, and only pulled the suspension of disbelief for me as it would for a firefighter watching/reading a fiction about firefighting and seeing something off. Also he punches a ghost to death. This was one of my favorite stories that led me to find /r/HFY I didn't know it spawned a bunch of extra stories in the same world here. Youre wearing the symbol of thisthis masochism on your arm and you dont know why your people believe it?, I know why I believed it, Jenkins said. Asshole. But what the hell kind of nickname do you give to the space Warthog? The medical report from the team that provided care to Jenkins after the battle said that his blood stream contained a powerful combat drug, though I was certain he hadnt ingested, inhaled or injected any during the fight. It was fucking awesome too! Heightened sensitivity? And what it means for their war. He did it because there are more challenges down there among his own kind than he would ever find up here, among us. Some previously un-archived screencaps, a bit of OC, discussion. The water cannons they use to suppress riots would pulverize our bones. I fired, but fear took my aim and the best I managed was a single round that impacted harmlessly against a shield before their return fire broke my own shielding and ruined my arm. To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed. Kevin Jenkins had clearly been one of their victims. For example, it would be All units, this is Specialist Teelm. If Jenkins was to be believed, then the line between fantasy and reality was, for many humans, invisible. I was interrupted by an alarm. I know the drill, He said. Tell medid either of your species ever have something called Religion?, We gave it a moments thought. Because if you dont, you wont be ready for us. He said. New to HFY? Great work! It was, as far as I could track back, originally posted as two parts, the second of which I will post tomorrow. science, hfy: 2013-01-24: 7 : September . But you were fearless when those Hunters were shooting you! I exclaimed. A second alarm began to soundthe long wail of a station damage alarm. I was taught this thing from a very young age as if it was true. As soon as what might have at the time been the largest spaceship in the galaxy appeared on top of them, the race known as the Kondar were sent to the edge of panic. I had noticed already that his water intake was surprisingly high considering his size, and made a note to ask him about it. Jenkins didnt seem especially frightened by the news, but then I realised he had almost certainly never heard of the only carnivorous species in the galaxy that preferred the meat of fellow sentients. He popped up to his feet, looked at me as he raised his arm, and threw, accurately and much, much further than I could have thrown them. Also stationed on the Flashing Hooves is, Moktep, an ambitious Bonthan Vice-Admiral. When Ploel and Teelm are entering the Bonthan security room, you have Ploel's race as 'kethkhan', but the previous mention was 'kethkan'. Ended up re-reading them before starting this. Article 227, paragraph 16 of the Galactic Treaty of Laws, He said, stretching out and rolling its head. ;), This was fantastic like always. Humanity Fuck Yeah! If they took us alive, we would be food. Dozens of ships were in orbit around a rocky empty world, along with a space dock to repair and refuel them. Vedreg ignored the correction and forged ahead. Maybe theres even a POW camp where all the races are together? I cant believe it lives! They gave me a splitting headache from across the room.. It has arrived!!! You're a phenomenal writer, and I can't begin to tell you how much I'm looking forward to whatever you choose to write next! A chair reconfigured itself for my anatomy and I straddled it. Then it took a second. He picked up a second bag, and strolledstrolled! They were known for abducting specimens of a pre-Contact species, experimenting on them to acquire biological data, then using that information to be able to sell cybernetic technology to the newcomers that was appropriate to their biology the second they were welcomed into the galactic fold. He raised a forelimb and waggled his pawhandat me as I approached, and our social cybernetics agreed that this was a gesture of greeting. Any link not otherwise associated with an OC post must have a summary or similar descriptor of at least 350 characters, providing relevant OC information. Most of all, I am glad to be able to finally upvote a post. Kirk Krrkktnkk Aktnnzziktk, Memoirs. A human ambassador reaches out to the all powerful Alliance! Unethical, but the species as a whole could not be prosecuted for the actions of a few and so the sale of the implants went ahead anyway. Ditto. David and Cylia deal with a worm while Clank flexes on some aliens. I closed the booth, stood up and gestured for the alien to follow me with my second right forelimb. It met my surprised stare with the level binocular gaze of a species evolved for predation and the hunt. He is posted on the flagship's bridge, along with. I caught the grenades, slipped one from the cylindrical container, counted two light pulses from the indicator around its edge, and threw it toward the enemy on the third. Nuryaw, Bonthan High Admiral and leader of the Assemblage grand fleet. It was only after Reddit user Guidosbestfriend set his own story Humans Dont Make Good Pets in the same universe and I confessed to having created the setting that I learned that The Kevin Jenkins Experience was considered a HFY classic. Great stuff, looking forward to more. Tales of the titanic black ship that came from beyond the veil, sent out signals in a horrid dark language, obliterated dozens of the Kondar's finest warships in seconds for no reason, and then vanished like a ghost soon spread everywhere. I wish I could upvote this more than once. As far as I can tell, it was originally posted by an anonymous author on 4chan's /tg/ board on 23-02-10. Them? Jenkins asked, loping along easily next to me in what was clearly much lower gravity than he was evolved for. Sothis God created humans, got angry at them, condemned them to be tortured forever and ever after death, and then had itself sacrificed to itself to save mankind from the very torture it was inflicting upon them? he asked. I'm now going to be anxiously waiting for the next part! It was, as far as I could track back, originally posted as two parts, the second of which I will post tomorrow. David forges some funky metal, trains with his crew, finally gets laid and ATF's someone's dog. Free shipping for many products! My species homeworld really is a category twelve temperate. I didnt have time to explain. This will probably gonna get buried in the comments and I dont know how much you are using modern military stuff for inspiration for the combat scenes but there is one part I would recommend a change. When I told my family that I had stopped believing that the God myth was true, they accused me of being evil and severed all contact with me. Though I find it interesting that your greatest hero was not even of your own species.. You are not, Officer Aktnn, Vedreg replied. One of the Kondar gunmen on the closest ship had a panic attack after hearing our garbled transmission. Events moved quickly after that. Woke up, searched for this, and just finished it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Old Guard Falls NetNarrator 43.4K subscribers Subscribe 1 3 views 1 minute ago #hfy #Greentext #awesome One last dance! to the breakdown of the Roman empire in Late . Vedreg and I exchanged a glance that bypassed the social implants.There are going to be a lot of nervous species out there when your kind develop quantum communication, Vedreg opined. I saw this, and immidiatly thought I was sorted by top all-time again. Then I realised I was treating this man who had saved my life as if he was a threat that I needed to figure out how to kill and suppressed a flash of shame. Still absolutely loving the banter between Baden and Nesh, and in general just how all the characters feel like real people! Progress is all we need if the progress is this fantastic. What's not to love? I think the idea would break them. When I go there I see the story for a few seconds but then get stuck behind ads. I'll look at it again tomorrow when I'm on a computer and not on a phone. I dont know. Jenkins responded, calmly. He was still yet to explain why he had found it so amusing to call me that. 67,622 talking about this. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ORIGINAL 1964 CATHAY PACIFIC Route Map - Convair 880 Jet - CLASSIC - SWIRE at the best online prices at eBay! The League's Fleet has policed known space for millennia, backed by mighty dreadnoughts that crushed any force that opposed them. I think this is fantastic because it makes a lot of the classics much more easily searchable. Amazing, amazing, amazinnnnnng story! Better a duplicate than missing something this good! The following story is one of the true genre-defining classics. Ben was a normal, slightly above average man, and had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. All units, this is Specialist Teelm. That's not to say I'm against what you're doing. The whole system is far too rigid to accommodate me and mine., I caught myself nodding my agreement and shut the gesture down. I just saw that Spellgun was on royalroad.com as a top read fiction earlier today. HFY. Excuse me while I go read. Wow, I'm super surprised that the author of Spellgun or royalroad is also the author of an HFY I started reading 2 years ago on reddit. The Supremacy blew away a single craft to secure its escape victor, Every attempt to convince people that we wanted fair negations, [Text] No beast more savage than man, when possessed with power answerable to his rage, [Text] The galaxy holds many wonders, and I am proud to have met one of them, For every Hyoo-mahn life cut short, a world dies. It would show up on the record and negatively impact my next performance evaluation. Every attempt to convince people that we wanted fair negations was seen as a deception. At that distance, the nervejam grenades should not have affected him at all. In fact the entire race seemed insane. My name is indeed a reference; Index Librorum Prohibitorum, the list of forbidden books kept by the Vatican. It was only when I encountered the idea of the tortured poet that things started to fall into place. Experimentally I tried to enter this fact onto the paperwork, which of course threw up an error code. Read the FAQ, read the Subreddit Rules, and check out our Wiki. I'm so glad I found this post before it was archived. Welcome to the /tg/ archive! Also, just because I love sharing this info, you know how you use the 'fox in the henhouse' saying for some tactical code (and it never occurred to me how something that just about every human on Earth would get, even if they didn't have foxes on their continent and had to work it out from first principles, would be a nigh-unbreakable code to aliens)? Fuck yeah". They were barely beyond the Stone Age, farming and agriculture still in its early days. Often futuristic science fiction, some of these copypastas can get quite long. Tough bastards. he said, and spat bright red blood onto the Hunter corpse next to him. The story of Lablonnamedadon is one of the classic HFY stories that got the sub noticed. Jenkins sprinted for cover, and I followed. "but the Arokone admiral had refused" extra o. I must have died and gone to heaven. Weve always thought of ourselves as weak, Jenkins said. Civilian trade station 591 Outlook on Forever, Customs and Immigration Officer Krrkktnkk aktnnzziktk interviewing immigrant pre-Contact abductee. David cleans up a homeless encampment, turns in some bounties, designs his new ship and goes on the search for a big-ass nanofabricator. We don't know why, but they apparently had been doing this for some time. All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System, transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire, who lived in terror of humanity's potential. I'm a month late to this party but I never thought I'd see a post titled "Prey III." Time for humans to bring out their super dreadnaughts or other superweapons lol (knowing humanity Im sure something like that has been built), The day has come! P.s. Good ol' veil of madness. They are mentally overwhelmingtheir ideas are powerful, their inventiveness puts us to shame, their philosophy explores avenues of thought that simply never occurred to us. I requested, and was granted, a transfer and promotion to head of security on the research station. The only bit of info we were more than happy to share with them was the reason we can live in the veil. David goes hunting, gets hunted himself, gets into trouble, builds some armor and goes scavenging. Having originally opened as the United Artists Theatre in 1927, the lovingly restored 1,600-seater retains much of the charm and charisma instilled by its iconic founders, namely Mary Pickford and Charlie Chaplin. True to his word, a full survey of the human homeworld revealed that it was indeed category twelvea deathworld. He was quite correct and that status made properly navigating him through the immigration paperwork impossible. That's one of my favorites, It was an old green text I saw a long time ago. 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